Red Robin’s Spicy Asian Burger & A Book Review

My birthday was this past weekend (31 baby!), and much like anyone should, this was only step one in my celebration.  Step two will be this Saturday when we go to a dessert tasting at Tru.
I met up with a large number of friends for brunch at Crispy Waffle.  Everyone was pleased with their food, [...]

What’s in a Chipotle Burrito?

Sorta shocking when you think about it.  This is nothing more than a burrito bowl with rice, black beans, fajita veggies, corn & tomato salsa, cheese and lettuce.  Taking out the cheese would lower it to 600 calories, but the rice is the most shocking, as a serving is worth 240 calories.  Frightening!
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Chipotle Nutrition Facts
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Vanilla Coke Zero

In honor of the release of Vanilla Coke Zero, I have written a haiku:
No Longer
Remember a taste
Vanilla, it did abound
But now, only ass

Limited Edition Carnival Skittles

I don’t like Skittles. I USED to like Skittles when I was young. One day I overdosed on them when I got my hands on a 1 lb. bag of the little fuckers and learned first hand what lockjaw feels like. I almost think getting stabbed in the foot with a rusty [...]