
I’ve never had a piece of fruit basically tell me to “Bite my ass.” Today, the pear I picked up for a snack broke that dry spell.

I thought this would be a perfect companion piece to my recipe about Chocolate Covered Red Velvet Cake Balls.
Heh. It’s a butt.












I smell a photoshop project for me this weekend!
Hilarious, you should’ve made a little pair of underpants for it to wear. Or maybe given it a tramp-stamp with sharpie.