Episode 8: Gods, Peanut Butter & Bagels

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This week, can Mike & Katie convince themselves that anything involving the words peanut butter and cream cheese is healthy? Could it be true? Did out mothers like Gale Gand’s delicious Tru edibles? We announce the next film in the Two Bites In Suburbia Dinner Series. All this, and get your breakfast bagel fix in easy to swallow cracker form! This is episode 8 of Two Bites in Suburbia, and the future is now!

Links

• Two Bites in Suburbia Movie Series: God of Cookery

Bacon, Egg & Cheese Combos

Tru

Mother’s Day @ Tru

Peanut Butter Cookie Pie

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Masala Yangu in Naperville Closes. People in Naperville Ask, “Who?”

**Update** I just discovered this article that says they’re also hoping to reopen their restaurant in the Chicago metro area.

What is this, “Crush Mike and Katie Day”?  I mean seriously.  First we find out that Cilantro Grill has been transformed into a Pepe’s, making me wonder if it’s 1988 all over again.  Now, we find out that Masala Yangu in Naperville, the restaurant with the best pigeon pea meal and sweet potato dessert has closed its doors.

This just in from Dish:

Masala Yangu (43 E. Jefferson Ave.; Naperville), an East African spot that lasted 14 months, has closed. It will operate as a catering company. . . .”

This is a shame, not only because it was some of the best food in the city, but it was also run by some of the friendliest people I’ve ever met.  I’m actually heartbroken and a little upset that such good food and good people had to close their restaurant.

I first heard about Masala Yangu from Dish as well.  We made reservations for the place before they even opened.  I was beyond excited to finally get some cultural flavor in the area.  We were there for the opening weekend, and even with the limited menu, there was more than enough to make a vegetarian and his omnivore girlfriend quite happy.

But it was the owners, Rahila and Calvin Young, running the place that really made the difference.  In those 14 months, even if we were only there once every other month, they would remember our names.  I remember dining by myself once, and the wife came up and asked where Katie was, and if she would like some dessert bagged up and brought home to her.

Service like that is hard to come by!  Naperville doesn’t know what they’re losing.  Enjoy Bar Louie, suckers.

Cilantro Grill in Romeoville Under New Management

We met up at Crispy Waffle with a reporter for the Naperville Sun this morning to be part of a feature on local food bloggers.  We were surprised to see that Cilantro Grill is no more.  Instead we have a Pepe’s.  I didn’t even know Pepe’s were still around, much less in Romeoville.

This is some disappointing news for people who were as addicted to their Sweet Potato Fries as we were.  The reporter mentioned she’s going to miss the mole sauce most of all.

Damn you chain restaurants!

Breakfast in Cracker Form? Bacon, Egg & Cheese Combos!

Bacon, Egg & Cheese CombosWe make jokes about how foods that shouldn’t necessarily be mixed together fairly often on Two Bites.  I’m a firm believer that we do not need potato chips that taste like hamburgers or tortilla chips that taste like Mountain Dew.  Of course I’ll try a majority of them, but that doesn’t mean that I think they should actually exist in real space.  They should exist in our jokes and in the theories and dreams of INCREDIBLY high college kids.

But, alas, I am in the minority.  I must be, because otherwise things like Bacon, Egg & Cheese Combos wouldn’t be on the market.  But they are.  So I am.

I’ve only seen these at my local 7-11 so far, so I cannot guarantee that the more adventurous people out there will find them at their local convenience and/or grocery stores.  I CAN guarantee that if you eat an entire bag in one sitting, you will have the overwhelming aftertaste of dirty feet taking up a place in your mouth.

And yet, I can’t necessarily tell you not to buy these.  Because they are oddly addicting.  Disturbingly, disturbingly addicting.  They’re not bad.  But they’re not good.

They’re just weird.

A small sampling of a half dozen coworkers resulted in the very same conclusion.  “They’re just weird.”

Vegetarians need not worry, because aside from cheese, I don’t think there’s a natural (read Bacon) ingredient in these crackers.  Yet somehow, in some sin against nature herself, they taste exactly like a Dunkin’ Donuts breakfast bagel.  It doesn’t hit you at first, most likely because when you open the bag they smell overwhelmingly like cat food.  But once you pop a few of these breakfast sandwiches of the future into your mouth, you’ll be remiss to disagree.  The bacon flavor is surprisingly subtle, and while you can’t pick necessarily pick out the egg and cheese flavors, your mind is registering all the flavors that the bag tells you are there.

These are the kind of crackers that bars need to start putting out for people.  It’s the ultimate hangover snack.  You’re getting all the greasy spoon flavor in the tiniest of salty crackers stuffed with a cheese-like substance.  I’m talking to you Chicago holes-in-the-wall, gastropubs, and dive bars.

Other ideas that we’ve come up with?  Mashing these Combos down with a rolling pin and breading, and then deep frying chicken.  Serve these with my Cheetos-covered Potato Chips, and life as you know would explode in a world of flavor unlike any you have ever seen before.

Or maybe that’s your heart exploding from extremely high blood pressure.

(Slightly Healthier) Peanut Butter Cookie Pie

I’m pretty sure that whoever decided to mix peanut butter and chocolate together will eventually be dained a saint by some group of people.  It is without a doubt may favorite sugary sweet.  Reese’s may as well have a monthly subscription program, and just send me a monthly supply of Peanut Butter Cups in the mail.

On second thought, no they shouldn’t.  By the end of week one, the candy would be gone, and I’d be a diabetic weighing over 500 pounds.

So when I saw this recipe, I knew I needed an excuse to make it.  Luckily father’s day was the same weekend AND Katie’s family was grilling.  Karma was looking out for me!

I originally found this recipe by Shirley McNevich on Mom’s Best Recipes.  With a few alterations, I brought the fat and general unhealthiness down a notch from using regular cream cheese and whip cream.  I also replaced the peanut butter with all natural peanut butter.  The result was a slightly less sweet, but nuttier tasting dessert.  I also decorated the top of the cake with Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups that I quartered.  Completely unneccessary, but it does make the pie look good.

(Slightly Healthier) Peanut Butter Cookie Pie

  • 24 regular size Nutter Butter cookies
  • 8 oz. Fat Free Cool Whip (thawed)
  • 1 Tbsp vanilla
  • 3/4 cup white sugar
  • 1 cup all natural peanut butter
  • 8 oz. fat-free cream cheese (softened)
  • 5 Tbsp melted butter
  • 4 oz. mini chocolate chips
  • 4-5 Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups for decoration

Place several cookies at a time into a large Ziploc bag and crush them with a rolling pin. Pour crushed cookies into a medium sized bowl. Repeat until you have crushed all 24 cookies. Once all of the crushed cookies are in the bowl stir in the 5 Tbsp melted butter. Press the cookie mixture into a 9″ pie plate to make the crust (do NOT grease the pie plate).  Place pie plate in the freezer. Place the softened cream cheese in a mixer and beat. Continue to beat the cream cheese while adding the peanut butter. Add the white sugar and vanilla and beat until smooth. Remove bowl from the mixer. Add 1 1/2 cups of Cool Whip to the batter, stirring just until mixed. Remove pie plate from freezer and sprinkle the mini-chocolate chips just on the bottom of the crust. Pour the cream cheese batter on top of the chocolate chips and freeze the pie overnight. When you are ready to serve the pie, remove it from freezer and frost the top of the pie with Cool Whip. Quarter the peanut butter cups, if using, and place them around the edge of the pie.  If the pie is too difficult to cut right away, let it stand on the counter a few minutes.

Penny Arcade Yells at Kellogg’s

In what may be the funniest food review I’ve personally read this week, Gabe over at Penny Arcade calls Kellogg’s to task for release LEGO shaped fun snacks.

For those who can’t see the image or the text is just too damn small, here’s the quote:

“I would love to know what sick bastard at Kellogs came up with this genius idea. I just spent the first three years of my sons life trying to get him not to eat blocks, and now you’re telling him they taste like fucking strawberries. Thanks a lot assholes. Seriously, how in the hell did this ever get past their legal department. You can’t tell me that this isn’t a lawsuit just waiting to happen. I can only assume that their next product is fruit flavored thumbtacks.”

Two Bites in Suburbia Dinner Movie Series #2

God of Cookery

The God of Cookery, a brilliant chef who sits in judgement of those who would challenge his title, loses his title when a jealous chef reveals him to be a con-man and humiliates him publicly. As this new chef takes on the God of Cookery’s role, the former God tries to pull himself back on top again, to challenge his rival and find once and for all who is the true God of Cookery.

Written, starring and directed by Stephen Chow (Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle).

Watch the trailer:

Tune into Two Bites in Suburbia Episode 8 to hear all of our comments on this Stephen Chow masterwork created before he was known stateside thanks to Kung Fu Hustle.

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Vegetarian Chicken & Sausage Gumbo

Being in a relationship with an omnivorous girl, eventually you will run into comments like, “This is so good! I wish you could taste it!” And, of course, I could, yet I choose not to.  My vegetarianism is a choice, mostly for health reasons and a general lack of trust in our country’s ability to properly take care of meat.  And I’m even more worried now because apparently they’re having a hard time figuring out which farmer at Poo-Fingers Farm is touching the tomatoes.  They’re tomatoes people!  Growing them properly and free of bacteria and chemicals shouldn’t be that hard!

No wonder more and more people are choosing to shop at farmers markets or growing their own food.  At the rate things are going, we’ll only be able to safely consume packaged products and soda.

But I digress.  I decided that I would like to try Heaven on Seven‘s gumbo, just a 100% less meat version.  I know most people would call this sacrilegious, seeing as how New Orleans cuisine isn’t known for being low on cholesterol, or meat.  I, however, am not from New Orleans, nor am I a New Orleans chef.  So I have no fears or issues about turning a meat-filled favorite into a lighter, healthier dish.

Kick THAT up a notch, Legasse!

Katie loves this dish.  She says she prefers it to Heaven on Seven’s version because it is lighter, but still contains all the kick of their gumbo.  Jen gave it a passing grade, and she’s engaged to someone FROM New Orleans.  Someone who would probably never speak to her again if it was discovered she ate meat-free gumbo.

And the main reason I’m sharing this recipe is that I wanted to prove to a coworker who was thinking of going vegetarian that being a vegetarian doesn’t mean eating bland meals the rest of your life.  In today’s market, there are so many protein recplacements that you could take practically any cookbook and adapt it to a vegetarian lifestyle.  When he came back to me after trying it, he shook my hand and told me he had to call his Southern mother to tell her about the gumbo that was so good, that if he didn’t know it was meat free, he wouldn’t have guessed.

It’s about the spices people!  Food is only as boring as you let it be.

The hardest part about this recipe?  Doing a roux properly.  It takes a while.  I used the Sinful Vegetarian’s recipe, except I cheated and kept the heat higher than I should have to get it down in an hour.  But I was called a “roux pussy” for taking the easy way out.  A roux should take several hours I’ve been told.  That may be the case, but like the rest of the country, I would actually like to be outside during the summer.  So, I shall wear the badge of “roux pussy” with pride.

My next attempt will be to add some andouille spice to the sausage before cooking it using this recipe from Vegan Dad.

Vegetarian Chicken & Sausage Gumbo
Serves approx. 8, 16 oz portions

Ingredients

  • 5 servings (2 bags) Morningstar Farms Mealstarters Chik’n Strips
  • 1 lb (1 1/2 bags) Morningstar Farms Frozen Sausage Style Recipe Crumbles
  • 4 tsp Cajun seasoning
  • 2 Tbsp olive oil
  • 1 cup sweet onions, diced
  • 3/4 cup scallions, diced
  • 1/2 cup red onions, diced
  • 2 cup green pepper, chopped
  • 1 1/2 cup celery, chopped
  • 1 Tbsp jalapeno pepper, minced
  • 1/2 tsp dried basil
  • 1/2 tsp ground oregano
  • 1/2 tsp black pepper
  • 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 6 1/3 cups vegetable stock
  • 1 cup roux (see recipe link)
  • 1/4 tsp sugar
  • 4 cups cooked long grain brown rice

Instructions

Heat olive oil in a large stock pot.  Mix chik’n with the 4 tsp of Cajun seasoning.  Cook chik’n until heated through (2-3 minutes).  Add sausage and cook until heated through (4-5 minutes).  Add sweet onions, red onions, and scallions.  Mix and cook for 2 minutes.  Add green pepper, celery, jalapeno, and garlic.  Mix and cook for 2 minutes.  Add basil, oregano, black pepper, cayenne and bay leaf.  Mix and cook for 2 minutes.  Add vegetable stock and bring to a boil.  Mix in roux and cook for 5 minutes.  Lower heat and simmer uncovered for 1 hour.  Add sugar.

Serve over rice.

Cake For Breakfast? Now You Can!

Thanks to my friend Jen for passing this link along. If the meat cake wasn’t enough cake shaped protein for your hungry hearts and clogged arteries, someone has come along and created the breakfast cake.

A single serving of this cake will bring you eggs, peppers, sausage, cheese, onion, and bisquick.  And love.  You’ll also get a healthy dose of love.  And most likely cholesterol.

Read all about it, and see more pictures over at Veripolis.

Episode 7: Closed Doors, Severed Limbs, and Vegetarian Gumbo

The only Thai cuisine restaurant in Romeoville closes not with a bang but a whimper.  Mike and Katie introduce and discuss Machine Girl, the first in the Two Bites in Suburbia Dinner Movie Series.  And Mike heads down to New Orleans with some vegetarian gumbo to prove to a coworker that being a vegetarian doesn’t mean living a bland lifestyle.  Tonight’s episode is brought to you by the heat and humidity of a Chicago summer.  Humidity, it’s everywhere.  Swim in it!  This is episode 7 of Two Bites In Suburbia.

Get it HERE!

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**The next film for the Two Bites in Suburbia Movie Series will be…announced on Friday.**

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