Episode 10: Newspapers, Steel Wool & Sweet, Sweet Honey

It’s all restaurant reviews and self promotion in the epic 10th episode of Two Bites In Suburbia, still the most opinionated & least researched about the food and culture of the Chicago suburbs.

Links! Naperville Sun & Joliet Herald article about food bloggers.

Auld Dubliner in Bolingbrook

Honey Cafe in Glen Ellyn

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Auld Dubliner – Bolingbrook, IL

I thought I’d get the bad out before the good with the two restaurant reviews I still have to write.  The good, Honey Cafe, will be up in the next couple of days; but the bad is such a hilarious comedy of errors that I had to share the story.

Katie and I met up with my family at the newly opened Bolingbrook location of Auld Dubliner, a small Irish-Pub-Themed restaurant chain.  I have to say that it’s probably the most authentic looking of the “not really Irish” Irish restaurants we’ve been to; although I still prefer Ballydoyle’s in Downer’s Grove.  The tables were all made from dark wood, the lighting was mostly natural, and there were enough clocks littered around the place to remind you that, yes, it IS always time for a Guinness.

However, that 20 oz. of Guinness will cost you 6 bucks.  And I’m sorry, if I can go get a 6 pack of Guinness for 2 dollars more?  You’re charging too much for a Guinness.  I think 5 dollars is too much for a Guinness, but if I’m hard pressed to get a drink, I’ll at least pay that once.  So it was water for Mike and Diet Coke for Katie.

And then the fun started.  We ordered two appetizers: Onion Bhajis — Spicy battered onions deep fried and served with tomato-chili sauce — and Curry Chips — A basket of deep-fried chips served with  homemade curry sauce.  There was only one problem.  My second bite of the onion bhajis came with a little extra iron for my diet, a coil of brushed steel wool deep fried along with the onions.

Now, I want to make it perfectly clear, the manager very quickly came over and profusely apologized offering up free desserts and taking the appetizer off the bill.  It was probably some of the nicest service I’ve had.  In fact, the service was probably one of the bright spots. Although, the waitress kept refilling everyone’s drink but mine, which can only lead me to believe my training in invisibility is finally paying off!

Unlike Katie, I actually enjoyed the two appetizers once they were free of all iron coils.  The onions, while not spicy, were flavorful.  The chili sauce added a nice little bite to the dish.  The curry fries didn’t meet our messy dish requirements, but at least they were normal-sized fries.  The fries were seasoned with salt and curry powder, placed around a bowl of a sweet curry sauce.  Katie wanted more spice to the dish, which I’m always up for, but after the disappointment of the English curry fries, I was happy to have something closer to normal.

The main courses were a vegetarian boxty (sans broccoli, because it is evil and disgusting) and curried chicken (because Katie didn’t know how dissapointed she be in the curry when she ordered).  A boxty, for those who, like me, have never had one before is a largish potato pancake filled with various meats and vegetables and served with a sauce that compliments it.  In my case, the sauce was a white wine and lemon sauce, WAY heavy on the lemon.  With each bite, I could feel my gag reflex kicking in just a little bit more until I finally had to put my fork down or risk adding a little something extra to my meal.  And no one needs to see that on their birthday.  Katie’s chicken was cooked fine, her only complaint being the complete lack of spice in the curry.

At this point, let’s recap.  We’re batting 0 for 2 as far as Katie’s concerned, and a decent 1 for 2 as far as Mike goes.  I also believe that’s the first sports analogy that’s ever popped up on this blog.  It will probably also be the last.

Dessert.  Creme Brulee and a Peanut Butter Nutella brownie.  The Creme Brulee brought no complaints.  Katie’s a fan of the brulee.  I prefer a pot de creme, but to each their own.  My brownie, made up of two of my very favorite ingredients, was SO close to turning the tides of what was turning out to be a lackluster meal…

SO close.

But, the bottom of it was burnt.  And yes, I knew for a fact it was burnt, because it had that aftertaste that only a burnt chocolate brownie can have.  Oh, I was disappointed.  Every other aspect of it was exactly what I was looking for in that dessert.  It was warm.  It had slowly melting ice cream oozing.  And again, peanut butter and nutella!  This was made for me!  So close.  But it was the perfect bookend to a meal that seemed out to provide Mike a great story to tell his friends on Monday.

And that’s exactly what I’m doing.  I’m nothing if not occasionally predictable.

What made it even funnier was the teasing I was getting from the table.  “I can’t wait to see what Mike’s review of this place is going to be!” my family laughed.  Yes, thanks to our recent publicity I’m now notorious within my own family.

The bottom line?  We won’t be returning to Auld DublinerWhile the service was good, and the appetizers/bar bites were tasty, there were just one too many strikes against the meal to warrant a return visit. But, maybe it was just the food we decided on, because my family seemed to enjoy themselves just fine, which was the most important part since it was a celebration of their birthday, not mine.

Red Robin’s Spicy Asian Burger & A Book Review

My birthday was this past weekend (31 baby!), and much like anyone should, this was only step one in my celebration.  Step two will be this Saturday when we go to a dessert tasting at Tru.

I met up with a large number of friends for brunch at Crispy Waffle.  Everyone was pleased with their food, even if we had to wait an hour for a table.  They really, REALLY need to reevaluate the “No Reservations on the weekend” policy they have, at least with large groups.

Dinner was at Red Robin with my family, always a social experiment since our personalities don’t always get along with each other.  But maybe because it was the most holy day of the year, or maybe was doubled up on their anti-depressants, it was actually a fun time.  Still full from brunch, I skipped the appetizers, going straight for the new burger they were advertising on the tabletop.

Apparently they hold a contest every year for “The Next Gourmet Burger Kids Contest”; the winner having their burger produced in the restaurant.  The other 49 finalists get put into The Next Gourmet Burger Kids Contest: 50 Gourmet Burger Creations From Kids Across The Country.  The cookbook is available in the restaurant or online for merely 5 dollars, and the benefits go towards the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children.

The winner this year? The Spicy Asian Burger created by Adrianna Montgomery.  If the burger didn’t have me at ginger wasabi sauce, it definitely had me at wonton strips.  The burger was delicious, which honestly surprised me.  I was expecting the wonton strips to be more of a novelty than anything else, but damned if it didn’t make the burger a nice, crunchy affair.  The wasabi ginger sauce was spicy, but nothing that would cause your mouth to catch fire.  And the napa cabbage, something I’m not usually a fan of, complimented everything perfectly.  After eating Adrianna’s burger, it’s no wonder it won the grand prize.  I don’t know if it’s a limited edition affair, or if it’s going to be a permanent fixture, but do yourself a favor and get over there to try it out.  It may not replace the Banzai burger as my absolute favorite, but it’s up there.

The rest of the book has quite the collection of interesting ideas.  Take for example the “Bonanza in a Bun” Burger, which calls for gravy, mashed potatoes, steak sauce, bacon bits, cheese, and a biscuit in place of the bun.

Or how about the Chicken Fried Steak Burger.  That’ll bring you a piece of chicken fried steak smothered in sausage gravy on the bun.  Mmmmmm….carbohydrate and fat coma.

That’s not to say all the burgers were created with the intent of killing you.  There are a few that I’m half tempted to try at home, like: The Artichoke Burger (spinach and artichoke dip), The Cheese Explosion Burger (heavy on French cheeses), or the Chop Suey Burger (Chow Mein Noodles?!).

They’re not all winners, but I believe the idea of fried pickles to be on par with someone stabbing me in the tongue with a salt spear.  Some people like that kind of thing.  Me?  Not so much.

If you’re a fan of new and interesting burgers, as you may have noticed I am, the cookbook is definitely worth the 5 bucks.  Even if you disagree, pick it up for the charity, and then eat your weight in free steak fries.

Red Robin’s Wheel of Cheese

Gather round children, and listen to the story of one man who foolishly tread where few mortals dare. It happened on a day much like today, in a town much like your town. The place…Red Robin. The burger…the Burger Parmigiana.

For those of you that don’t know me, years ago I fell in love with a burger at Bennigans. Called the Wheel House Burger, it was, in my case, a large gardenburger topped with a deep fried cheese wheel the size of the burger, which was then topped with marinara sauce and parmesan cheese. It was massive. It was the icon of American excess. It was delicious.

My mind had been made up. I would take another year off my life.

Then, one day it was gone. The burger that was without question clogging every artery in my system was no where to be found on the menu.

When the waitress came by, I asked her, “So, is the reason it’s not on the menu because so many people were dropping dead in the restaurant?”

Not realizing I was joking, she replied, “Yeah, probably.”

That was it. The burger was gone. My utopian world had been shattered. I searched for years for information about the burger to little success.

Until this past winter, when Katie and I went to our favorite chain restaurant, Red Robin. Their menu was touting a new Burger Parmigiana. They may have added some condiments (garlic mayo and peppers), but here it was, back in my life. Katie had concerns about me ordering it the first time, mostly that my heart (or something more south) would explode. With guarantees that I was only planning on eating half the burger she wiped her hands of the affair. The waitress came, and the burger was ordered (minus the disgusting sounding garlic mayo).

Served on ciabatta bread with roasted peppers and onions, the cheese wheel is served on the burger, topped with marinara sauce and more parmesan cheese. The cheese seemed less fried, the bread less filling, and ultimately doesn’t quite live up to the memories of the Wheel House burger. Bust, is it still tasty? Oh yeah. The burger is full of flavors and quite filling (especially since I eat far less than I used to).

I’m sure I still knocked a year off my life eating that thing, but I’m glad I did. I’d probably do it again, too. You can’t go wrong with fried cheese on a sandwich. It’s a winning combination.

Cut to yesterday. I met up with a friend that I haven’t seen in years at Red Robin. I was all set to order the Banzai Burger, my standby, but lo and behold, they’ve added Garlic Parmesan steak fries to the Burger Parmigiana. My mind had been made up. I would take another year off my life.

It was a little sloppier than the previous one. My cheese wheel had exploded, mixing with the marinara sauce, which seemed to drown my burger this time around. And the garlic mayo is completely unnecessary. The fries didn’t pack the punch I was hoping for either. I wanted GARLIC fries, and I ended up with slightly seasoned fries instead. They were good, but not great. In retrospect, I should have stuck with the banzai burger, or perhaps turned to the returning Peppercorn burger.

I love Red Robin. It’s basically the only major chain restaurant I really enjoy going to on a regular basis. They have such a wide variety of burgers that it’s hard not to find something to love. And they even cover the vegetarians, which is why they get such a winning review from me. You can get a gardenburger or Boca burger in the place of the meat on any of the burgers. Don’t like burgers, they have salads and pasta, and now they’ve added a three cheese macaroni and cheese. Plus, hey, bottomless steak fries. You can never go wrong with bottomless steak fries.

Red Robin
250 S Weber Rd

Bolingbrook, IL 60440
(630) 759-3036

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