Danny Bonaduce and porn actress, Raquel Devine, are opening an “anti-Hollywood” restaurant, poking fun at the dark side of Tinsel Town.
Well, this just doesn’t sound right at all. But that being said, I’ll be one of the first people to check it out if one ever opened in Chicago.
Poking fun how? There’ll be bathroom stalls for bulimics and transexuals alike! You’ll get a discount if you bring in your own mugshot! It’s like Planet Hollywood’s crack-addicted, teenage-girl-dating, half-brother. And it’s either going to be awesome, or a train wreck.
If it ever happens. We’ll see when 2009 rolls around.