Author Archives: TwobitMe

Eating Green From A Vending Machine

This winter has, for lack of fancy words, sucked. It has sucked so hard words can no longer describe just how much it sucks. I know everyone has been hit hard because of Polar Vortex, Polar Vortex 2: Die Harder, … Continue reading

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Two Bites in Suburbia gets a domain! Feel free to update your bookmarks to¬†http://twobitesinsuburbia.com/. You can use the old link, but come on, I’m paying for a real domain name!

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Will McDonald’s Be Making a Veggie Big Mac?

Would you eat a veggie burger from McDonald’s? The Internet hopes so! This post on the Chicago Sun Times website pointed me to this Change.org petition asking McDonald’s to provide a more “meatier” meatless option than a salad. They point … Continue reading

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Whaaaaaat? Barrel-Aged Sriracha!

So this exists. Barrel-aged Sriracha. Drink it up. Let your eye holes soak it in. Small admission. I’m not the obsessed fan of Sriracha that I should be. Like bacon I get a little tired of hearing about it. But … Continue reading

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Vegetarian French Cassoulet

I know the very idea of a vegetarian French cassoulet is an idea of contradictions. French love a few things: butter, pastry, slapstick comedy, pencil-thin mustaches and meat. Also, from what I told they also love hating on Americans, but … Continue reading

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Cheetos Cheezy Salsa Mix Cheetos

I fully support and approve this new delicious surprise from Cheetos. I look forward to trying their Super Cheezy Mix as well. Good luck finding them though. It took me going to a Downer’s Grove suburb to find them at … Continue reading

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The One Where I Hate On Milwaukee But Not Really

Now I don’t blame Milwaukee itself for the miserable trip we took up there, but man what a waste of a couple days. I was desperate to get away from the gray of Chicago, so what better thing to do … Continue reading

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